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EX-MISS NIGERIA RITA ANUKU LABELLED''TOO PROUD''!
.beautiful rita is on the lips of olofofos who attend the same lectures with her at the lagos state university(500level class of history and international studies Festac campus)according to the whisperers''from her first year in school rita does not talk to anyone and is only seen hanging out with a guy called morrisson.''the ex-queen is seen cruising the campus in assorted cars(e.g glof,honda)and once when a lady going her way begged to go with her,rita promptly told her''i dont carry people in my car''.well in this case giving a lift is not by force but if rita is ignoring her course mates then i suggest that they ingore her too.our forefathers book advises that''its the person who is wearing the shoes that knows where it is pinching''could be rita is shy or could be that her sexual preference limits her communication ability(please dont ask me what this preference is.)rita has a sibling in nollywood and his name is the crazy one and only actor hanks anuku!

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VICTOR IKPEBAS GIRLFRIEND PARADES ENGAGEMENT RING.
please someone should help me find out who is responsible for the ring university of lagos undergraduate grace egb(handbag of international footballer victor ikpeba)has been parading on her engagement finger.she was overheard whispering to some olofofo people in campus in these words''i am engaged and this ring was bought for 400dollars,weare getting married soon''when she was quizzed further sheopted to keep mum after saying''hes rich and handsome''wellwe all know that the footballer is rich and not handsome.please the olofofos who filed in this report should help us confrim i fvictor is about walking down the aisle again or if he has been playing the role of assistant boyfriend to grace all these while.

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WHEN GOVERNOR FASHOLA WEPT FOR TUFACE IDIBA
first and foremost this is thanking God for sparing the life of crooner tuface,nothing the enemy does will bring himdown in Jesus name.he is like the proverbial cat with nine lives and his time will not expire unless his maker says so.now to the main gist as whispered by olofofos who saw with their two koro-koro eyes.according to them''on monday october 8,2007as tuface was being transfered from cedar hospital to the prestigiuos reddington hospital governor of lagos state came in person to see to the transfer because of his affection and love for tuface,the transfer was with siren and all the glitz a famous person gets so strong is the governors affection that his eyes were red when he came out. he has also ensured that tuface has maximimum security and now access to tuface in the hospital is like a trip to aso rock''.this should also serve as a memo to the governor,when his eyes are no more red,then he should become alert and go back to his drawing board to see what can be done to better the safety of lives in lagos,he is not feeling the pinch because he has maximum security but most people in his city sleep with two eyes open.now back to tuface:''nothing dey happen brother,the devil will keep failing everytime he tries!!''

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PRODUCER DONALD OKOLI TURNS PEN TO CHEWING STICK IN EXAM HALL.
producer donald was spied by university of lagos olofofos as he joined the line in front of afe babalola hall in unilag to write his second semester philosophy exams on monday october 8,2007.the olofofos passed by when the exam proper was on and spied donlad chewing his pen the way chewing stick is chewed as he cracked his head for what to write.well chewing pen or not it is good to get education and i give this guy a thumbs up even as i encourage all those unschooled marketers trying to forever dictate the phase in nollywood to go back to school and get some sense into their medula-oblangatas.according to the olofofos''if donald scales through he will resume the next session as a second level student''here wishing him flying colors(biko carry chewing stick go next paper)in all his endeavours!
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ACTOR DESMOND ELLIOTT AND THOSE TWO HANDBAGS
fine boy actor desmond was spotted by foreign olofofos at the international airport on friday october 5,2007 with two handbags,according to the olofofo''they were drinking at ABIBIZ resturant on top of the departure hall and they were really gisting and laughing''.the olofofo had no time to check if there was any sign that any of these handbags belonged speciallyto the actor but had enough time to notice that the display of teeth was shocking.please no one should read between the lines and assume i just said desmond has special handbags.the actor is married with twins boys and the level of his trafficating eyes have simmered down since he assumed the role of father.anyway before i say anything else i will call him to confirm if those handbags were fans or friends.(hold your peace i will get back to this issue)


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FOOTBALLER VICTOR IKPEBA IN TOWN.
whisperings reaching my ears confirm that victor is intwon and is making moves to become one of FIFAS licensed footballagent.olofofos spoted him a while back at mega plaza premisesand whisper that his look oozed of money and that as he walked passall manner of handbags tried to catch his gaze but his sunglasses didntallow the olofofs to confirm for sure where his eyes were fixed.anywaylets wish him luck on his quest to become a FIFA agent.heres hoping he will help some young man or woman out there achieve their football dreams!

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EX MISS NIGERIA NWANDO OKWUOSA ADDS FEATHERS TO HER CAP
beautiful ex miss nigeria nwando okwuosa is a bookworm no doubt.london olofofos who attend university of sheffield say the ex queen is studying for her masters degree inhuman resource management in the school.they also whisperthat nwando has a first degree in law from the same university.thumbs on to her for not staying back in nigeria and trying to hoodwink people with one charity organisation that does nothingwhile she empties the wallet of old sugar daddies at night..oh yes thats what most ex beauty queens do!


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THOSE TALES TRAILING ACTRESS EMPRESS NJAMAH
.did i just hear someone say empress on this page again?well i wont
stop till the olofofos stop.according to what is being whispered this time,the olofofos swear that the new 'jeep'(SUV)that the actress just acquired is a result of her trip to the north to visit one ex-governor.they swear that the governor bankrolled the car via cash gift to the actress.heres congratulating the actress for a 'job' well done and heres also wishing her many more 'jobs' and successes.olofofos should whisper all they like but i want the actress to know that its only stones and sticks that she should worry about,all these whisperings cannot hurt her skin!..carry go biko!
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EX BEAUTY QUEEN OMAWUNMI AKINFESI AND THE FAKE PHONETICS THEORY
.according to olofofos''you need to see wunmi when shes with old and trusted friends you will be shocked at the way pidgin english falls from her mouth.but the minute shes with others her phonetics has no equal,shes living a fake live and her new lifestlye will soon take over from that ex-queen who is really controversial''in case you read this and do not understand,what these olofofos mean is that this queen is gradually taking over high level runs from that ex-queen who has hooked a white haired doctor...go figure please!
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ATTENTION SAMMIE OKPOSO:BLOODY WEBSITE!this is a memo to the crooner,in case he doesnt get this on timesomeone should tell him to change the font on his website as it iseye-blinding and unreadable and the red is the ugliest imaginable.his website should be brought down and rebuilt please.meanwhile once again i thank photoshop for sammies unbleieveable good looks on the website.what i mean is,if you want to see the handsome side of sammie please log unto http://www.sammieokposo.com/ and see for yourself the wonders of technology! (this report has urged sammie to do some changes on the site)

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MEMO TO COMEDIAN PRINCESS:A WORD SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR...
island olofofos olofofos are complaining of busty comedian princess.their grudge is that she is begining to get on a few nerves withher attitude.this attitude was not thorougly explained by the olofofos but it would be safe to conclude that fame is begining to intoxicate the lady.may i re-state it here that fame is only but a temporary thing that no one should allow to blind them?the reason is that once the smoke evaporates,the harsh reality of how you treated people will hit you.princess please change your ways because despite what olofofos say,despite mynot finding you too funny,i like what you are doing and i give you a big thumpsup!..you go girl!


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EX-GOVERNOR BOLA TINUBU AND HIS LONDON VACATION
.ex lagos state governor bola ahmed tinubu recently returned from his london vacation on friday october 5,2007.olofofos in london swear that the governor went there tohave a quiet time with his permanent handbag.he was spiedlooking relaxed as he meandered back into the country.the olofofos who spotted him on his return chips in''why wont he look relaxed with all the money he has and with that ''thing'that he smokes''.anyway bola welcome back,now please get back to work!..(oh please dont tell me that you are just knowing that bola is still ruling via fashola?ok now you know!).

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HIV/AIDS is real and those with the early stages of the virus do not have it written on their faces.please insist on a condom before any form of casual sex oh.its your choice to make so go figure!..have a nice week!